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? ?

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

3
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For my next trick, I'm going to need

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a member of the audience.

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If, uh, we have any... Uh, yes, ma'am.

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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR)

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Also, I think the sleight of hand stuff

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doesn't play well
in an audience like that.

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That's... That's an intimate trick.

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Well, I've seen
other magicians pull it off.

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- Have you?
- Yeah.

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And I enjoy doing it, so...

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That's... That's all
that matters, right there.

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Also, it's just not that remarkable

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because you have the time to
search the deck for the card.

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Now, if the card was already on top...

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Okay, how would the card be on top?

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Like, how-how would you even do that?

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- I don't know.
- You don't know?

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- No.
- Okay.

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I don't... I'm not a magician.

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Yeah, well, that's a harder trick.

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Well, maybe practice that one.
I'd be into that.

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The cape was an interesting choice.

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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*

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So, do we have any idea
how they got access?

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Yeah, and why'd they use hard wire?

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Seems a little old school...
good for home recording,

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but bad for government bugging.

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DAVEY: I don't want to jump
on a bandwagon here,

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but can we blame the Russians for this?

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They do cheat in skating.

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Mm-hmm. Smarty-pants spies.

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Ha, it's, uh, smart pants.

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LINDA: Smarty-pants.

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No, it's, uh, smart pants.

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I'm wearing some. They're prewired

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to connect my phone to my socks.

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They count my steps.

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- LINDA: <i>Oh, my God.</i>
- LAFREY: <i>Okay, look.</i>

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<i>Whoever bugged our office
was smart enough</i>

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<i>to use analog technology
to evade our scanners.</i>

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MAX: <i>What about the taco place? I mean,</i>

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<i>that was the base of their operation.</i>

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<i>Should we look there?</i>

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LEROY: <i>The key to this is the tacos.</i>

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<i>Find the tacos, find the bad guys.</i>

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<i>- Eat the tacos, job well done.</i>
- LAFREY: <i>I agree.</i>

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<i>Leroy and Max,
do a deep dive on this one.</i>

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<i>Chain of title, who's behind it.</i>

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<i>Bird, Barry, Annie, find prints,</i>

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<i>tire tracks, physical evidenc.</i>

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<i>Ken, Davey, I want you
to go through our own</i>

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<i>surveillance footage and see
if there are any</i>

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disruptions in the system, anomalies.

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Looks like the whole team is here.

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That's good.

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I'm Merv. Merv Minette.

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And I'm Dr. Barry Shaw.

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- Hi. (COUGHS)
- Merv Minette.

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Excuse me, who are you?

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Oh, have you not met?

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This is Merv Minette. Ava LaFrey.

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Acting Assistant Deputy Director.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that

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we were having visitors today.

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Visitors? You telling me you
didn't know I was coming?

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Well, unbelievable.

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Um, just give me a couple
seconds to finish up here.

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MERV: Of course.

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Let's see, I want someone to review

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the entry logs

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from the past 12 months.

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Probably not necessary.

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LAFREY: Well, it-it could
yield something.

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Hmm. Best not to bother.

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Well, if we don't look through
the entry logs,

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then we have to go through
thousands of hours

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of footage, so...

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Well, maybe watch none of it, then.

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Perhaps we should have
that chat now. (CHUCKLES)

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Okay, everybody,
let's just break this here.

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You all have your team assignments.

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Uh, but, uh, right now just maybe

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put a pin in whatever you're doing.

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Oh, my God, what was that?

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That's the feeling of having
your balls cut off.

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MAX: Okay, that is definitely

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a person getting fired right there.

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Certainly not the body language
of somebody being asked to prom.

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Oh, well, I have to disagree
with you on that one.

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MAX: Ugh, I feel for her.

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I was fired in front of a packed
lecture hall at Stanford,

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carried away by security.

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I was crying, I was kicking...

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vomited, I peed.

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The foil on my yogurt came off,

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and the-the honey part, like,
got in my hair.

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It made me look crazy.

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That's what made you look crazy?

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Yeah.

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No, they can't fire her.
She's been here forever.

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- She wasn't a great boss.
- You're just saying that

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'cause she didn't let you go
to Burning Man.

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ANNIE: Oh, oh, here they come.
Okay, be cool.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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What'd you guys talk about?

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So, um...

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So, I am just gonna say this once.

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Effective immediately, I am taking over

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as director of this department.

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Captain LaFrey here will be sta...

113
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Is that French Canadian? LaFrey?

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I don't know.

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Uh, Ms. LaFrey has elected to stay on

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in a different capacity.

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No less important, just... (WHISTLES)

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Sir, wh-what about the investigation?

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Yeah, we've got our teams.
We're ready to move.

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Uh, we won't be doing an investigation.

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ALL: What?

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The FBI will handle it.

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I mean, they set up protocol,

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and I think, you know,
why not follow it?

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I think that we are in a better position

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to handle this than the FBI.

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- Annie Carver.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I worked under your father
for a brief period at DoD.

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A good man, your dad.

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You know, there's a rumor
that recently he...

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he-he made Jared Kushner wear
a dunce cap,

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and he convinced him that it was
an executive wizard's hat.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yeah...

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You know, I'm not gonna be
cleaning house.

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I'm just gonna take a breath,

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find out what's working,
what isn't working,

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and, you know,
do a little spot cleaning.

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Okay? You know, I have

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four more years... to this day,
as a matter of fact...

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and then I am out.

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Uh, what do you mean
by four years to the day?

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Is today your birthday?

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It is. Okay.

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MAX: Okay,

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why would someone say

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they're not going to clean house

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unless they were thinking
about cleaning house?

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Oh, he's cleaning house.

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Only question is, are we old newspapers

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or a diaper full of boo-boo?

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No, I'm not gonna hold
for one more second.

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Does Director Romslo know that it's me?

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Resigned or replaced?

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H- Hello?

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We all need to be very careful.

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I guess we're gonna have
to get a birthday cake.

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Ooh, for Merv? Lovely. (CHUCKLES)

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- Okay, it seems really unearned.
- No, I-I agree.

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Well, it's not like I want to
get one, but how can we not?

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Either everyone in the office
gets a cake on their birthday,

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or no one does... it's not like
we can pick and choose

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- whose birthday we want to celebrate.
- I never got a cake.

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Well, you won't tell us
when your birthday is.

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That's for my protection.

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Okay, then just pick a day.

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- Just not today.
- I pick today.

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Mr. Max Jennifer.

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That's me.

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- Okay. Um...
- Yeah.

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Majored in astrophysics at MIT.

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- Yeah.
- PhD Caltech.

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Tenured at Stanford.

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It's-It's actually a double major.

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Astrophysics and cinema studies.

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Well, I majored in eliminating

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the enemy in Vietnam.

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I guess you didn't need that
year abroad, then. (CHUCKLES)

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Says here in this report

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that you have seen an alien space craft.

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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Is that right? Yeah.

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"It made a sound like...

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babah wabah gishminga."

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Yeah, no, uh, it was actually
more like a "buduguesh."

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You know? I know this is weird,
but you want to think

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about saying all of your vowels
as if they're consonants,

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if that makes sense. "Buduguesh."

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(QUIETLY): Shut up, Max.

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MAX: Buduguesh. Buduguesh.

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- Buduguesh! It...
- I think it's horse baloney.

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Science is slow and methodical.

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Yeah, I... I agree. I'm a scientist.

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Which is why I think we should
follow the evidence

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in this office bugging mystery.

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There is no investigation.

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Okay. I mean, we do know that
the taco stand

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is where it started...

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But it's been handled, Mr. Jennifer.

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It's been handled.

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It's like watching a PETA video.

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MERV: I don't want to waste
taxpayers' money

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to fund your fantasies.

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You know, not for aliens.

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Not for parallel universes.

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And certainly not for...

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(BABBLING GIBBERISH)

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You know, I feel like
you're not even trying

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to get that sound right.

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(EXHALES)

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I went to Burning Man, you know.

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- BARRY: Inhale.
- MERV: Oh, God!

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Oh, my God!

213
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- MERV: Get... Get that out of here!
- Yeah.

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(QUIETLY): Hey. You find anything?

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Um, not on the taco place,
but check this out.

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We find out that this place is bugged...

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- Will you guys sign his card?
- ...but then the next day...

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Ava calls it in to investigate.

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The next day she's fired.

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That's right. And then Romslo was fired.

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Then she's fired,
we get a brand-new boss

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telling us not to investigate.

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Yeah, not to investigate this
massive security breach.

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Plus he is a total penis
and a giant douche.

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"XOXO"?

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- Did I write XOXO?
- Yeah.

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Definitely on the high end of friendly.

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- Okay, let me do it again.
- No. You can't cross it out.

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I'm not getting another card.

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- Give it to me.
- MAX: No.

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Stop it.

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ANNIE: Uh, usually people sign
the inside of a card.

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I know, but this way,
he takes the card home,

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shows it to his wife,
sees my name, big and bold.

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- Man.
- Listen...

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MERV: Leroy.

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Come on.

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Can I have a card, too?
I've never gotten one.

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I'll get you a card, too.

240
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Thank you.

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Hmm.

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(SIGHS)

243
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You don't play games, do you?

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You just lay it right out there.

245
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I lay it out,
spray a little water on it.

246
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Iron it, hang it up.

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When it's time, put it on, go to work.

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- No games.
- (BLOWS AIR) Indeed.

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You know, let me ask you a question.

250
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,676
How does a-a decorated LAPD detective

251
00:10:38,677 --> 00:10:41,147
wind up at a secret underground agency,

252
00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:43,419
chasing ghosts and goblins?

253
00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,021
Well... (CHUCKLES)

254
00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,480
...at least I'm not running it.

255
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,835
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Yeah, would you like to?

256
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,288
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

257
00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:53,958
LEROY (MUFFLED): No, that's you.

258
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,061
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

259
00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:56,999
Yeah, well...

260
00:11:01,273 --> 00:11:02,943
How well do you know these people?

261
00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:05,014
Well, I've only been here
for, like, six months,

262
00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,917
but everybody seems pretty solid.

263
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:10,324
Bird is an odd dude,
but, you know, L. A.

264
00:11:10,325 --> 00:11:11,776
(WHISTLES, CHUCKLES)

265
00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:15,228
Yeah, I-I just need
to know who I can trust.

266
00:11:15,263 --> 00:11:16,932
- You got to know your team.
- That's right.

267
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:19,638
That's what my dad said.
He's a cop, too.

268
00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:20,773
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

269
00:11:20,774 --> 00:11:22,577
- 30 years.
- Ooh.

270
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,929
When I go in, I'm gonna do it
like Leroy and not you.

271
00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:30,594
- Well, thank you for coming in.
- Yeah.

272
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:31,797
Good chat.

273
00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:33,801
LEROY: Hey, welcome again.

274
00:11:33,802 --> 00:11:34,869
MERV: I could use that kind of...

275
00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,539
that kind of thinking.

276
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:37,975
LEROY: (CHUCKLES) Right on.

277
00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:38,995
I'll be right up there.

278
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,188
(CHUCKLES) I'll be right here.

279
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,221
- (LAUGHING): Okay.
- All right.

280
00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:42,848
- Take it easy.
- Yeah, you, too.

281
00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:45,310
Hey, Sleepy.

282
00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:59,051
So... Merv.

283
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,188
- Yep.
- He's the worst, right?

284
00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,565
(CLICKING TONGUE)

285
00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:05,798
Got him laughing. That was a good move.

286
00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:07,963
Strategic.

287
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,039
And that handshake.

288
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,747
Man, that was, like, from
the end of a movie or something,

289
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:15,550
a movie about handshaking.

290
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:19,073
Max, we had different meetings.

291
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,443
I don't know, maybe it was time of day.

292
00:12:21,444 --> 00:12:24,147
People like me. I have a
quality. I can't shut it off.

293
00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:26,051
I shut mine off.

294
00:12:26,052 --> 00:12:28,790
And by the way, that quality
of yours doesn't work on me.

295
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,282
Don't be like that.

296
00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,537
Uh, all right. Sorry.

297
00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:39,087
Oh, uh, here. Check this out.

298
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,583
Found the end of the line
on those shell corporations.

299
00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:43,449
One of them has a P. O. box.

300
00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:46,960
- That's not far from here.
- I feel like whoever's box that is,

301
00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:49,264
they must know something
about who bugged this office,

302
00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:51,368
so maybe we stake it out tonight.

303
00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,961
He was pretty damn clear.

304
00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:54,583
That investigation is over.

305
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,965
Well, yeah, of course.

306
00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:00,869
He... he's wrong.

307
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,673
Maybe, but he's the boss.

308
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:04,677
The boss gets to be wrong.

309
00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:07,582
The boss sets the agenda.
The boss fires people.

310
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,519
Come on, he's just
a tired, old bureaucrat.

311
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,989
He's not gonna actually fire...

312
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,592
BOB: No, you go to hell! All right?

313
00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:14,563
17 years here!

314
00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,903
I don't believe these people.

315
00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,549
Well, I guess that's it, everyone.

316
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:21,109
Know what? Nice knowing you.

317
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,595
I'm Bob, by the way.

318
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:24,415
Not Rob, <i>Bob.</i>

319
00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:37,842
Those look like stakeout PB and Js.

320
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,345
Yeah. Maybe.

321
00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:42,820
Or maybe I just need to carb up
before ice skating.

322
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,591
LEROY: Don't do this, Max.

323
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,694
It's stupid.

324
00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,413
Is that what Merv said or...

325
00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:53,122
You know, you're just making
this easier for me, actually.

326
00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,210
- Thanks for the help.
- Good. Good. I'm glad to help.

327
00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:56,980
Actually making it even more fun.

328
00:13:56,981 --> 00:13:59,385
- Well, well, good.
- And I love making PB and Js,

329
00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:02,587
- but this is making it extra special.
- Mm-hmm, glad to make it fun.

330
00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,640
- You hungry?
- Mm-mm.

331
00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:06,277
- You hungry? You want some?
- Hmm. Not at all.

332
00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:07,404
- You want some?
- Nope.

333
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,285
I do. I do. I do.

334
00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,205
Disgusting.

335
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:15,927
ANNIE: Mr. Minette?

336
00:14:15,952 --> 00:14:17,207
Marv.

337
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,951
Marv or Merv?

338
00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:20,829
Merv.

339
00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:25,106
Uh, I just wanted to say,

340
00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:26,877
um, in light of my father...

341
00:14:26,878 --> 00:14:29,715
uh, look, I don't want any sort
of special treatment.

342
00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:32,774
I just want to support you
in any way that I can

343
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,686
and if that means changing up the staff,

344
00:14:35,922 --> 00:14:37,825
then I understand.

345
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,103
Frankly, I was a little unnerved

346
00:14:40,104 --> 00:14:42,140
that the daughter of such
a high-ranking official

347
00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,168
was gonna be watching
everything I do, so...

348
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,256
Oh.

349
00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:47,040
I thank you for your understanding

350
00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:49,704
and yes, I will take you up on that.

351
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:53,998
On what?

352
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:56,287
Your offer to resign. I accept.

353
00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:58,911
Uh...

354
00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:02,352
uh, don't you want to see
how it goes first?

355
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:05,124
No. No, if there's a trial period,

356
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,563
then it becomes a, you know,
a personal thing.

357
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,398
Oh. Okay.

358
00:15:12,059 --> 00:15:16,467
Um... well, I'm really happy here.

359
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:21,506
And I know that my father

360
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:24,998
is very proud of his baby girl.

361
00:15:27,536 --> 00:15:31,745
In fact, he was even bragging
about me at the White House.

362
00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:38,564
So, we'll see how it goes?

363
00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,762
Great. Great.

364
00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:45,825
A little gift.

365
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,674
He gave you that?

366
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,555
He likes the overhead better.

367
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,871
You know, I can't even confirm
that his badge

368
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,570
is authentic. I can't help but wonder

369
00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:57,146
if I shouldn't detain him
pending confirmation.

370
00:15:57,171 --> 00:15:58,381
- Ava.
- You know, Davey would help me

371
00:15:58,406 --> 00:15:59,438
- and so would Sasha.
- Ava. Ava.

372
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:00,464
- Well, Sasha wouldn't help me.
- Stop, stop. Ava, Ava, Ava.

373
00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:01,490
- What?!
- Hey, listen.

374
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:03,067
You need to grab hold of your brain

375
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,762
and give it a good scrub-a-dub.

376
00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:07,290
You messed up, you got demoted.
It happens.

377
00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,177
None of that's Merv's fault.

378
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,140
Now take your cleaned-up brain

379
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,275
and write a new chapter for yourself.

380
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,310
ANNIE: ? <i>Happy birthday</i> ?

381
00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:18,076
ALL: ? <i>To you</i> ?

382
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:22,369
? <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ?

383
00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:28,037
? <i>Happy birthday, dear Merv</i> ?

384
00:16:28,415 --> 00:16:33,322
? <i>Happy birthday to you.</i> ?

385
00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:37,678
(WHOOPING)

386
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:39,106
- Yeah.
- (WHOOPS)

387
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,967
MERV: Thank you. Thanks. Um...

388
00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:46,343
Well, that was completely unnecessary...

389
00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:51,252
uh, completely and wildly unnecessary.

390
00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:56,207
MAN: Yeah!

391
00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,950
So, Minette.
Is that French for "minute"?

392
00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:03,110
You know, like,

393
00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,905
(IN FRENCH ACCENT):
"You wait one minette."

394
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,505
You know? Like...

395
00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,385
We haven't had your meeting yet,
have we?

396
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:10,532
Not yet, no.

397
00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:13,072
Hey. Hey, mama bear.

398
00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:14,717
(WHISTLES)

399
00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:16,681
Take it. Go on.

400
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:19,447
Settling in okay?

401
00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:23,152
Yeah, Barry. I'm all settled in.

402
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,934
Well, thank you, Sasha.

403
00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:29,539
Thanks, Bird. Everybody.

404
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,310
Max, that's-that's very nice.

405
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,649
A little personal, but...
W-where is Max?

406
00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,337
- Phone call.
- Dialysis.

407
00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:37,998
? <i>Happy birthday</i> ?

408
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,892
ALL: ? <i>To you</i> ?

409
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,603
? <i>Happy birthday to you</i> ?

410
00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:48,660
? <i>Happy birthday, dear Bird...</i> ?

411
00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:50,360
- Oh, my God.
- ? <i>Happy...</i> ?

412
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,116
- MERV: This place is unbelievable.
- LEROY: Mm-hmm.

413
00:17:54,117 --> 00:17:57,056
You know, it's like the basement
of a bouncy castle.

414
00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:59,247
LEROY: Any info from the FBI?

415
00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:01,843
- Hmm?
- The taco stand. The bugging.

416
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:04,504
Well, I don't think we're gonna
hear much about that.

417
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,713
But they are on it, right?

418
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:13,290
Nobody wants to deal with who's
been spying on you. Okay?

419
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:17,230
I mean, it doesn't matter if
it's North Korea or Elmer Fudd.

420
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:20,505
I mean, any answer is just a headache.

421
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,267
You know...

422
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,459
I think Bird's cake is better than mine.

423
00:18:40,165 --> 00:18:43,555
Ugh. You know Linda, my lab partner?

424
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,931
Yeah, I know who Linda is.

425
00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:47,300
I hate her.

426
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:48,570
She picks on me.

427
00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,173
She takes my things.

428
00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:52,510
She makes terrible fun of my accent.

429
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,782
People don't know. They don't see.

430
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:58,189
Well, you know, you could ask
for her to be transferred.

431
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,614
Ugh. You don't get it.

432
00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,259
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- Wh...

433
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,571
- Hey.
- LEROY (OVER PHONE): Hey.

434
00:19:06,393 --> 00:19:08,142
You, uh, want to hang out?

435
00:19:08,143 --> 00:19:11,415
Um, not really, man.

436
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,921
Not really? Even though
you're in your red shirt?

437
00:19:16,059 --> 00:19:19,732
Your red shirt that you like
to look around in,

438
00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:21,809
back and forth.

439
00:19:22,184 --> 00:19:24,747
You look like the lumberjack
from the paper towels.

440
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:37,097
- Aw.
- (CHUCKLES): Oh.

441
00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:44,381
- Is that your card?
- No.

442
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:47,856
- It's so weird.
- Nope. Nope.

443
00:19:48,891 --> 00:19:50,359
This is not your card?

444
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,933
That's not my card.

445
00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:55,202
- Are you messing with me right now?
- I'm not.

446
00:19:55,203 --> 00:19:57,244
Think you got to go back to
the drawing board, homes.

447
00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,071
- Oh, wait a second.
- What?

448
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,101
It's in your sun visor.

449
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,974
If that card is up there,

450
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,573
I swear to God, I'm gonna scream.

451
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,578
- (SCREAMS)
- (LAUGHS)

452
00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:13,219
- That's a good one, man.
- Yeah.

453
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,396
- Good job.
- Yeah.

454
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,190
- How did you do this?
- I've been practicing.

455
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,853
- Wow. Okay, you got me.
- Thank you.

456
00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,607
- You got me.
- I'm glad.

457
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:22,205
Hey.

458
00:20:23,481 --> 00:20:25,045
Is that the right box?

459
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:29,424
MAX: <i>Yeah, that's our guy.</i>

460
00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:37,581
- Hey. Excuse me?
- (GUNSHOT)

461
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:40,896
- Whoa! Oh!
- What the hell?

462
00:20:42,962 --> 00:20:44,348
(GUNSHOTS)

463
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,575
(YELLS)

464
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,956
Drone!

465
00:20:49,574 --> 00:20:50,855
(YELLS)

466
00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:53,467
(TIRES SCREECHING)

467
00:20:56,748 --> 00:20:58,718
- The sniper's gone.
- What?

468
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:03,540
Dude!

469
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,160
(SHIVERS) What do you say?

470
00:21:06,513 --> 00:21:09,081
Should we call it? Doesn't look
like they're turning up.

471
00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:10,214
(SHIVERS)

472
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:11,414
Boys?

473
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:15,246
Boys? I'm-I'm so tired.

474
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